My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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