I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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