At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize