It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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