i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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