That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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