It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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