he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
