She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Drake has all the answers
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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