i just had sex bonerless
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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