did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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