I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Randomize
