Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she peed on how many people?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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