Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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