I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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