have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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