i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I have already put on my inside pants.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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