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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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