Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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