me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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