I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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