Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So vagazzling was a success
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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