It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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