how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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