Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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