Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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