he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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