At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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