That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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