ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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