Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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