Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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