I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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