So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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