we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
