i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Let's paint friendship bongs
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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