It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I have tasted many bathrooms
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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