I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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