So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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