I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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