Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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