I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
All the doctor said was why
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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