Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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