Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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