Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
not ubering you a puppy
I would ride that face into the sunset
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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