People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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