You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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