You made me cry and you don't even care
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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