I heard we made out
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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