i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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