thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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