are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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